On Apes
This article is on the ape, something which I know virtually nothing about. The ape’s structure resembles something slightly like that of a pony; the pony is very much like it. That is to say, they are similar. The pony is used for transportation and sport, same as the ape.
Ponies are on great demand, whether, I shudder in anger to say, as dogfood or glue, or for rich Grandmothers to buy for their three year old granddaughters named Emira Ann Sylvie Snookum on her birthday, while all the other underprivileged guests watch in jealous hatred as she waddles up on the horses back and shouts as she rides very slowly in small circles. She doesn’t offer her guests a ride either, and of course the doting Grandmother does not see any reason why her fat little granddaughter should share. The party goes on for too long, Emira Ann Sylvie Snookum throws a fit, and the pony is given to the butler to take care of. Emira Ann Sylvie Snookum will not give another thought to the wellfare of the pony after this. Her grandmother has just bought her a pink poodle named Fifi.
April 6th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
Truly, I have never read such an informative posting on apes. I will never view them the same way again.
Someday, I hope to write as well as you do, Wardly. If only I could learn to stay on topic! Maybe you can teach me some time.
April 6th, 2008 at 8:51 pm
Yes, it has taken me many years of training to perfect my style…
April 28th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Yes!! I’ve used many an ape “for transportation and sport.” It’s great to finally read something, that is to say that someone wrote, where we just click which is similar to getting it…